I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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