Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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