woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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