I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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