Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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