GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
