absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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