I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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