Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
