Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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