...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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