I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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