idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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