We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i think my cat just said my name.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
