He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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