No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
