Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
