Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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