You surviving the open bar?
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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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