Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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