Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
There r osticjed everywhere
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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