Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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