she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It's never too late to be topless.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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