I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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