it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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