just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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