Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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