wat bout pragnant strippers??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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