Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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