4 words: hood of his car
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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