nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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