Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just threw up on my dentist
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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