The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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