so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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