Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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