So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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