stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
