It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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