But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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