Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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