the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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