I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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