I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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