dude i'm inner monologue high
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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