jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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