So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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