This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My cat gives me a boner
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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