I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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