Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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