Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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