we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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