The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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